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Chalet Rules
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Hey everyone, William here. In order to appease the worries of those attending the chalet and their parents, i've done up the guidelines for the chalet. Even though I don't sound serious at times, please do take these guidelines seriously this time. Its for the sake of everyone. Chalet Guidelines 1. No getting drunk. You get drunk, I’ll make sure I send you back home. 2. No promiscuous activities. Go look up the dictionary if you don’t know what it means. I want to see nothing of this sort between same or different genders. Even in bedrooms. 3. No noise after 10pm. Charges are $200 per head in the chalet if the above rule is broken. Not by me, but by the chalet’s management. Well, if you don’t want to pay, make sure you hide your head well, or else make less noise after 10. 4. No smoking. Second-hand smoke contains a large amount of harmful substances, you see. Inhaled directly, smoke contains 5.3 to 43 nanograms of carcinogenic nitrosamines compared to 620 to 823 nanograms when inhaled second-hand. The second-hand smoker also inhales eleven times the volume of smoke itself, 18000 nanograms in all. So, think of the others and refrain from smoking there. 5. No getting hurt intentionally or losing your lives. We're (The ones handling the chalet) responsible for everyone’s well-being during this chalet, so I don’t want to see anything like this. Do take care of yourselves well. 6. Do not enter the rooms of those of different genders during sleep time. You know what I mean. You’ll sleep outside if I see something like this. So, if there's any questions, please do approach me. I'll clarify all your doubts. EDIT: After thinking long and hard about it, the word "rules" sound too harsh. After all, its supposed to be a fun event, no? Posted by reporters of 409'09 at 6:54 AM
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