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Sunday, December 7, 2008
Heyy people :D take a break and practise the following actions, (but do them on your own risk!!) 1) DO NOT DO YOUR HOMEWORK! Well, as you all know if we continue to do our homeworks, we are actually cutting down x number of trees everyday. (x is a postive integer). Plus, we are also contributing to greenhouse effect by deforestation. Yeah so people don't do your homework kays! 2) DO NOT DO ONLINE HOMEWORK! By doing online assignments, you are actually switching on the computers and therefore wasting electricity. This is equivalent to wasting unnecessary money, spoiling your own eyes and wasting the earth's resources too. The best is not to even switch on your computers. 3) DO NOT USE CALCULATORS! By using calculators, we students are actually again wasting resources and adding to the greenhouse effect. Batteries which are required to operate the calculators that you all are using now will eventually ran out because we keep on changing batteries everytimes they died. So, now we have to start memorising all the compound formulae like sin, cos and tan; square and cube roots ; logarithimic numbers. If you have completed the first action, never mind this. 4) NO FANS AND LIGHTS IN CLASSROOMS! Again, having fans and lights would generate electricity, wasting electricity and increasing the rate of greenhouse effect building up. Thus, we students have to work in a stuffy and light-less classroom. 5) DO NOT GO TO SCHOOL! See, everytimes we go to school, we travel by public transports like mrt and buses. The harmful gases produced by the vehicles are contributing to the ozone layer. So, the best is to stay at home and never ever go to school. Imagine that, we students get to stay at home and we wont need to do ANY single homeworks!( refer to 1st and 2nd actions) SHIOK! That's all man! ENJOY your holidays! Done by vin (: Posted by reporters of 409'09 at 1:35 PM
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